ok. i am just gonna bs wateva comes to my mind. pls take a moment and suspend ur reality and try to accept mine.
1. i am gonna sit for my SATs in a month. its scary. especially the writing part. i don't think i can finish. pray for me. its my one shot at gettin into an ivy league skool.
2. apparently China cheats in olympics. a less than satisfactory investigation didn't prove otherwise, at least not to me. they send under age kids for gymnastics. no wonder they won so many medals. its bad enough all the decisions are in favor of them, they gotta up the advantage by cheating?! haih......
3. i am thinkin of all the SASA hrs that i have yet to complete and i am reelin from a headache. i wan my life back.
4. i wanna quit my job but i don't think i wanna give up the money. cos its pretty good. wat shud i do?
now that u have heard my ramblings, u may go on with ur peaceful lives and continue to think that i'm crazy...... adios
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Saturday, August 23, 2008
Maniac SAT here
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Monday, August 18, 2008
a gold to calm and a silver to astonish
can u believe it? He did it. the superfish did it. for eva and eva no one will forget him cos he's the man that won eight in one blow. hehehehe.... but we all knew it was coming. i mean it was no surprise. the 4 of them were masters at their game and i ahve to say they never disappoint. so cheers to them...
phelps almighty
piersol the hottie
hansen the middle man
lezak the hero
in other more rivetting news. boleh-land managed a silver in badminton. not bad la but it was a chinese fella and of course for him it was never say die. but none the less.... bravo. i nvr expected it to go that far but he proved that even boleh-land can't curtail talent and passion.
and finally, nadal takes gold. i mean wat else is there to say. he rocks so he won. and dats it.
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Friday, August 15, 2008
the American Superfish
heheheh.... sori for being so anti-blog lately. just been too busy. i mean its olympic season and as u most probably know i am glued to the tv watchin hot guys strip down and do the twenty. i know dat makes no sense but dats wat someone once called the swim meet. which by the way is awesome. i mean i wake up early every mornin jus so dat i can watch michael phelps win gold. ok, i know a lot of u think he's an arrogant bastard and no i ain't gonna defend him but no matter wat u have to admit he's an awesome swimmer. i mean, he makes it looks easy.... and dats not somethin everyone can do. so, the chinese have apparently dubbed him "the American Superfish". and i agree.... so there...
ok now lets examine shall we. Malaysia has 0 gold medals and almost every other country has at least one. actually wait, malaysia does have a gold. apparently that fella azizul wats his name walked so brilliantly in the march in dat he deserves a gold. oh yes. damn fuckin right. he deserves a gold for walkin in without droppin a flag. i mean for a "bumi" dats awesome. but technically, tak ada gold la, sori. do u know why this is so?.... anybody wanna warrant a guess...? no...?
ok let me tell you. its cos the only freakin athletes that malaysia sends are "bumi". why? cos onli these dungus get trained for their special "talent". talent my ass la. i mean come on. the onli true contender for a gold medal is Nicol David and squash is not even an olympic sport. and the onli reason she can get a gold is cos she trains hard on her own and built herself up with no one's help. come on la, u boleh-land members claim dat u all are superior to the indians and the chinese, and yet the onli people capable of gettin mention for ur stupid country is a chinese fella (lee chong wei-badminton) and an indian girl (nicol david-squash) don't you all feel fuckin embarassed to lay claim to ur shitty "ketuanan Melayu" but be fuckin useless at anythin else.
the "bumi"s are basically riding on the success of the minority but refuse to award us the respect we deserve as residents of the country. if it were up to me i think dat anyone capable in this country should just leave, then the boleh-landers will truly understand our worth and dat their fuckin "ketuanan melayu" is not gonna save them when the economy goes into recession and the country falls depper into the dung hole that the melayus have created for themselves and us by default all cos we made the stupid mistake of comin here100 yrs ago.
haih, i am too tensed. for more boleh-land bashin click here.
so moving on to things closer to home. i wanna say to you guys who were quarelling this mornin. relax la dudes. life ain't supposed to be this hostile til u start workin and cussin the bos is a daily event. if things don't go accordin to plan, jus reshuffle the plan, don't try and reshuffle the things goin on. jus relax. be cool, don't emo jus chillin la joe. dats all i have to say....
PHELPS GOLD TALLY : 6
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Friday, August 8, 2008
-ness.........
the title is for u to fill in. today it cud be
lame-ness, or
vain-ness or
even hot-ness (d stop gaggin)
living life on the wild side. this post is solely for me to put up one pic of mine dat i think looks awesome.
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Sunday, August 3, 2008
a 10 sec balckout
NOTE : THIS POST WAS WRITTEN A LONG TIME AGO. JUS NVR MADE IT TO AIR/PRINT
hey dudes and dudettes. its been an eventful weekend. on friday i went for SASA camp with the SASA crowd....duh.... and anyways, it was more awesome than i predicted. although we could have done without the obstacle course. that kinda bummed me out cos i was horrible at it as i always am and i kinda feel really embarassed for not bein able to do most of it and for falling down and bumping my head..... sori guys.... plus i have like major war wounds to back me up on the whole "i am SOOO NOT ATHLETIC AND I'M FAT" part. anyways, the rest of it was pretty ok, i mean i didn't make a complete ass of myself. and plus it was sorta fun and i gotta meet and hang with lotsa new ppl.
basically the itinerary was :
1. rafting
2. obstacle course
3. paintball (which rocked totally man)
4. chill time
5. midnight walk (which was sorta lame cos we didn't learn a thing)
6. more chill time
7. treasure hunt
8. crossing river game (kinda cool actually)
9. pool time (which was kinda also chill time)
i know u want photos, but the stupid blog won't upload it. so be patient and it will come.
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