a summer blockbuster review

ok i think that now is a suitable time to catch you up on all the summer blockbusters dat i have watched..... click here to watch the trailers

1. IRON MAN



Director: Jon Favreau (Elf, Zathura)
Actors: Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges

ok, so i didn't watch it, but a and d did, and they couldn't stop raving about it so i guess it must be good la.

K's rating : 5 stars

2. SPEED RACER


Director: Larry & Andy Wachowski (The Matrix Trilogy)
Actors: Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox

this movie was crap la.... jus plain crap. don't watch it.

K's rating : no star

3. THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA : PRINCE CASPIAN


Director: Andrew Adamson (Shrek, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Actors: Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Ben Barnes, Warwick Davis

this one was not marvellous. i mean the boys are kinda adorable but thats about all hte goodness this movie provides.

K's rating : 2 stars

4. INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL


Director: Steven Spielberg (Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan, Munich)
Actors: Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, Jim Broadbent

this movie was ok but the ending was totally crappy. i mean the in itself was lagging, come on dudes, Harrison Ford is way too old to be indie anymore. but the ending jus kinda jus made me wanna go WTFFFFFF....... it was a superbly horrible ending...

K's rating : 3 stars

5. SEX AND THE CITY THE MOVIE


Director: Michael Patrick King
Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Jennifer Hudson

i don't know much jus dat it grossed about a gazillion bucks ....so i guess it must have been at least bearable.... i mean they'r even thinkin of makin a sequel, so....

K's rating : 3 stars

6. KUNG FU PANDA


Director: Mark Osborne & John Stevenson
Actors: Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Ian McShane

this movie was hillarious. i mean Jack Black is a real comedian.... i was rolling on the floor roarin with laughter when i watched it.... ok dat was an exaggeration but trust me it was funny....

K's rating : 5 stars

7. THE INCREDIBLE HULK



Director: Louis Leterrier (The Transporter, Unleashed)
Actors: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson

again its another movie i didn't watch, but reliable sources say dat de movie was lukewarm but the endin was apparently AWESOME..... ok forgive the spoiler, but apparently Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark a.k.a Iron Man made a cameo. from our crazy speculation, we conclude that there will be a iron man hulk movie next...

K's rating : 5 stars

8. GET SMART




Director: Peter Segal (Naked Gun 33 1/3, Anger Management, 50 First Dates)
Actors: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Terence Stamp, Alan Arkin

oooo, comedy fest. this movie was hilarious in the slapstick sorta way you know. kinda like Johnny English but better. so my suggestion is go watch it.........

K's rating : 4 stars

9. WANTED



Director: Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch, Day Watch)
Actors: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Common

ok, do not be fooled bu the awesome trailer. its all bullshit. the trailer is about 2 mins long and it looks amazing right...? well dat is about the only parts of the movie dat are. so basically out 1 and 1/2 hrs only 2 mins is actually awesome. so ur much better off jus stickin to watchin the trailer.

K's rating : 1 star

10. HANCOCK


Director: Peter Berg (The Rundown, Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom)
Actors: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman

yeap, its will smith workin his magic all over again. damn this movie was awesome but because the stupid censor board decided it shud be U, so they cut out a lot. i.e. they kept censorin the word 'asshole', and the word came up like about a million times, so every time all you heard was 'you **' and.... they cut out a make out between will smith and charlize theron. thwy cut it so well dat we didn't even know it happened until they suddenly mentioned it later in the movie. and all of us were like...."wtf" when did dat happen. but other than that its worth watchin la.

K's rating : 5 stars

11. HELLBOY 2 : THE GOLDEN ARMY



Director: Guillermo del Toro (Blade II, Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth)
Actors: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann

now this movie was crap, i cna't say it was worse than 'Wanted' but lets jus say its up there with crappiest movies of the century. its amazingly stupid and corny and its jus plain borin. i cud barely keep awake the whole time. and so my recommendation is... don't even bother, its not ur time.

K's rating : 1 star

ok so far dats all i've watched or heard about. stay tuned for more movie reviews.....