Photo update

ok this is just a photo update, i forgot some pics the last time is posted, so just feats on the eye candy while it try and find anything remotely exciting to write about.

an IT dilemma

ok so yesterday was our first Moral studies class and we were sitting at the back row and as usual talkin instead of listening. and then suddenly a thought struck me and addie.... why the hell do we have to take moral studies while the ITs get to take Islamic studies.

hey wait, before i am accused of bein bitter i just wanna say dat its not the ITs fault, its the fault of the dim witted dungus we were forced to vote into power a.k.a the ding-dongs of boleh-land (as addie puts it). hear me out for a second.

the ding-dong's rationale is that ITs go to Islamic studies cos apparently it teaches them about their religion and they don't need moral studies cos Islamic studies already incorporates morals in it.

for 12 yrs i was goin to the hindu equivalent of sunday school every saturday evening.
addie actually went to sunday school til she was 16 and they finally got sick and told her, "gawd child u have to stop"

so i went for my religious studies class for 12 years and by forcing me to go for moral too, the ding-dongs are actually trying to sya that my religious class did not incorporate morals and dat i need a secial class for that. bah.... fooey.... wat kinda bullshit is dat.

i mean come on. my religion ain't the one dat says "satu tak cukup, perlu 3 lagi". and with this kinda beliefs the ding-dongs have the audacity to imply dat we, non ITs need moral classes. i mean come on. wat kinda bull is dat. i'll have you know i was taught how to behave and how to be a morally upright person. and for all the Islamic studies you shove down the ITs throats, its most likely they'll end up doin wat they have been labelled to do which is either end up a full fledged IT or a petty criminal.

so my question is, who the F*** should be the ones taking moral, us or the ITs?

MISS YOU

Mr. Lim : ai ling-ah ai ling-ah.... why dat day i saw you, why u walk so funny wan...

ai ling : you know cos i was on holiday for so long, i forgot how to walk properly....

(hahaha, i get it if u don't get it, i mean its an inside joke)

so lets not further torture you. this post is a dedication to the 2 dungus in australia right now who celebrated their birthday on the exact same day except they were born a year apart. heheheheh..... JULY 10th... wat a great day....



HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN-YEU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIEF VAN VAN

a summer blockbuster review

ok i think that now is a suitable time to catch you up on all the summer blockbusters dat i have watched..... click here to watch the trailers

1. IRON MAN



Director: Jon Favreau (Elf, Zathura)
Actors: Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges

ok, so i didn't watch it, but a and d did, and they couldn't stop raving about it so i guess it must be good la.

K's rating : 5 stars

2. SPEED RACER


Director: Larry & Andy Wachowski (The Matrix Trilogy)
Actors: Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox

this movie was crap la.... jus plain crap. don't watch it.

K's rating : no star

3. THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA : PRINCE CASPIAN


Director: Andrew Adamson (Shrek, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Actors: Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Ben Barnes, Warwick Davis

this one was not marvellous. i mean the boys are kinda adorable but thats about all hte goodness this movie provides.

K's rating : 2 stars

4. INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL


Director: Steven Spielberg (Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan, Munich)
Actors: Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, Jim Broadbent

this movie was ok but the ending was totally crappy. i mean the in itself was lagging, come on dudes, Harrison Ford is way too old to be indie anymore. but the ending jus kinda jus made me wanna go WTFFFFFF....... it was a superbly horrible ending...

K's rating : 3 stars

5. SEX AND THE CITY THE MOVIE


Director: Michael Patrick King
Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Jennifer Hudson

i don't know much jus dat it grossed about a gazillion bucks ....so i guess it must have been at least bearable.... i mean they'r even thinkin of makin a sequel, so....

K's rating : 3 stars

6. KUNG FU PANDA


Director: Mark Osborne & John Stevenson
Actors: Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Ian McShane

this movie was hillarious. i mean Jack Black is a real comedian.... i was rolling on the floor roarin with laughter when i watched it.... ok dat was an exaggeration but trust me it was funny....

K's rating : 5 stars

7. THE INCREDIBLE HULK



Director: Louis Leterrier (The Transporter, Unleashed)
Actors: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson

again its another movie i didn't watch, but reliable sources say dat de movie was lukewarm but the endin was apparently AWESOME..... ok forgive the spoiler, but apparently Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark a.k.a Iron Man made a cameo. from our crazy speculation, we conclude that there will be a iron man hulk movie next...

K's rating : 5 stars

8. GET SMART




Director: Peter Segal (Naked Gun 33 1/3, Anger Management, 50 First Dates)
Actors: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Terence Stamp, Alan Arkin

oooo, comedy fest. this movie was hilarious in the slapstick sorta way you know. kinda like Johnny English but better. so my suggestion is go watch it.........

K's rating : 4 stars

9. WANTED



Director: Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch, Day Watch)
Actors: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Common

ok, do not be fooled bu the awesome trailer. its all bullshit. the trailer is about 2 mins long and it looks amazing right...? well dat is about the only parts of the movie dat are. so basically out 1 and 1/2 hrs only 2 mins is actually awesome. so ur much better off jus stickin to watchin the trailer.

K's rating : 1 star

10. HANCOCK


Director: Peter Berg (The Rundown, Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom)
Actors: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman

yeap, its will smith workin his magic all over again. damn this movie was awesome but because the stupid censor board decided it shud be U, so they cut out a lot. i.e. they kept censorin the word 'asshole', and the word came up like about a million times, so every time all you heard was 'you **' and.... they cut out a make out between will smith and charlize theron. thwy cut it so well dat we didn't even know it happened until they suddenly mentioned it later in the movie. and all of us were like...."wtf" when did dat happen. but other than that its worth watchin la.

K's rating : 5 stars

11. HELLBOY 2 : THE GOLDEN ARMY



Director: Guillermo del Toro (Blade II, Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth)
Actors: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann

now this movie was crap, i cna't say it was worse than 'Wanted' but lets jus say its up there with crappiest movies of the century. its amazingly stupid and corny and its jus plain borin. i cud barely keep awake the whole time. and so my recommendation is... don't even bother, its not ur time.

K's rating : 1 star

ok so far dats all i've watched or heard about. stay tuned for more movie reviews.....

I AM SORRY BUT I AM BUSY.......

DAT'S WHY THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY NEW POSTS...

WHEN I CAN FINALLY BREATHE, I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE STUPID THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THIS TIME....

DON'T WORRY, THERE WILL BE VISUAL EVIDENCE OF THE STUPIDITY........

JUS BE PATIENT DAMMIT............